Things that I don't like about Ontario:
1) Bags of milk. Seriously. What is this shit. Milk in bags?! That's just wrong. Us Newfies like our milk in cartons in case we gotta knock our mudder out with a 2L when she gets outta hand, luh. No seriously. Who pours liquid from a bag!?
2) You can't buy beer at convenience stores. You have to go to a "beer store" or a liquor store. I don't get it. There should be beer at any corner available to me at any time!!! (well except after 3 of course but then you just call casino cabs for a 26er). No I guess people in Ontario aren't spontaneous and plan all of their drinking events and lah tee dah to the beer store to pick up some beer for the evening because they are having a dinner party and someone might feel a bit parched. Not hey it's 1 am and I wants a brownneck. Bleh.
3) Twenty-five packs of smokes. Oh they seem awesome at first. You don't have to buy smokes as often and they are plentiful. But no, do you know how big of a pain in the ass it is to carry one of those packs around? I keep bending it in my coat pocket when I lean over and crushing my smokes. And I end up smoking more smokes because I'm not almost at the end of the pack as often so I keep roasting through them like there's no tomorrow.
That's all for now. I need to go to bed I have to get up at six (wtf right). There will be more I'm sure.
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